RIDDLES

Why was Cinderella taken off the basketball team?
She always ran away from the ball.
What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?
One sells watches and the other one watches cells.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea. (No-eye deer).
What goes dot-dash-squeak-dash-dot-squeak-squeak?
Mouse code.
Why do bees always have sticky hair?
Because they have honeycombs.
What is at the end of everything?
The letter G.
What starts with "t", ends with "t" and is full of "t"?
A teapot.
What starts with "e", ends with "e" but only has one letter?
An envelope.
If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.
Why are pianos difficult to open?
Because the keys are inside.
How do you stop a cock from crowing on Sunday
morning and waking you up?
Have it for dinner on Saturday night.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
Why are Saturdays and Sundays strong days?
Because the other five are weak days.
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar. ("ajar" significa entornada)
What kind of animal can jump higher than a house?
All animals can jump. House cannot.
What do you serve that you cannot eat?
A tennis ball.
What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
How can you tell if someone is jealous of the Irish?
They are green with envy.
How does Easter end?
With the letter R.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Brothers and sisters have I none, but that man's father is my father's son. Who is that man?
My son.
Why do white sheep eat more than black sheep?
There are more white sheep.
Which word becomes shorter when you add a syllable to it?
Short.
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What goes up and down stairs without moving?
A carpet.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber.
What has many keys but can't open any door?
A piano.
What word is always pronounced wrong?
The word "wrong".
What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A clock.
What goes up and down stairs without moving?
The carpet.
What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents?
Silent Night.
Take off my skin. I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion.
What nail should you never hit with a hammer?
Your fingernail.